Holidays around the world... Where's MINE

So I sit in my office week after week just like Trillions of others and I count down the days until the next holiday. Why, because I want a day off of work just like anyone reading this. So I have decided that I am going to start my own holiday. What it is in celebration of I do not know yet. I don't know what events will take place in celebration of whatever it is that will be celebrated and I don't know when the holiday will take place. All I do know is that this holiday will be the biggest and best holiday that a lowly Advertiser can come up with. And even though it will probably only be recognized by my wife and I who cares it just means that I'll have the day off while everyone else is at work! I mean if L. Ron Hubbard can admit that he made up a religion can't I make up a holiday? So yeah I am working on the details and I'll post them as I come up with them. If you have ideas shoot them my way but don't feel bad if I don't use them.